Once in a while, you need a break from coming up with witty comments and need someone else to fill up your Twitter feed. We dug through hundreds of quotes about Twitter to find the most interesting, funny, and insightful Twitter quotes that rang in under the original 140 characters for easy copy-and-paste. Feel free to use these in your Tweets whenever you like.
Tweet Like Nobody’s Following
“Dance like the photo’s not being tagged, Love like you’ve never been unfriended, Tweet like nobody’s following.” — @PostSecret
I Tweet, Therefore
“I tweet, therefore my entire life has shrunk to 140 character chunks of instant event & predigested gnomic wisdom. & swearing.” — @NeilGaiman
Our Biggest Revolution Is a Tweet of 141 Characters
“We are the generation of Social Media, Our biggest Revolution is a Tweet of 141 Characters.” — @sandrachami
He Would Have Tweeted
“If Paul Revere had been a modern-day citizen, he wouldn’t have ridden down Main Street. He would have tweeted.” — @AlecJRoss
If You Send Someone a Snarky Tweet
“If you send someone a snarky Tweet, does that make you an Angry Bird?” — @AvramOhm
Don’t Ever Tell People on Twitter
“Don’t ever tell people on Twitter that you’re tweeting while you’re driving … it’s worse than saying you’re cutting up kittens” — @robgokee
And Tweet? Like a Bird?
“You want me to whatbook? And Tweet? Like a bird? Are you serious?” — @SC_Stephens_
I’ll Klout You
“…don’t tell me I should only talk to people with a high influence score, or I’ll Klout you…” — @JohnJGeddes (You tell ’em, John!)
I Don’t Tweet Very Much
“I don’t tweet very much. I still believe in the mystery of an artist.” — @RomeoSantosPage
I’ve Had to Learn When Not to Tweet
“I’ve had to learn when not to tweet. Like, you learn how to keep your mouth shut? Learn to keep your tweet shut.” — @thatdanstevens
Don’t Tweet Me Your Breakfast
“Unless it’s something really spectacular, don’t tweet me your breakfast, I don’t care.” — @Busyphilipps25
Tweeting Is Like
“Tweeting is like sending out cool telegrams to your friends once a week.” — @TomHanks
If You Are Tweeting How Busy You Are
“If you are tweeting how busy you are…you’re not busy.” — @KristinCav
Twitter Should Ban My Mother
“Twitter should ban my mother.” — @alka_seltzer666 (Francis Bean Cobain)
Check on Twitter and Feel Better About Yourself
“Whenever you feel down, you can check on Twitter and feel better about yourself, because it’s only people who like you.” — @angelcandice
1% of a Big Number Is a Big Number
“99% [of my Twitter feed is] links, but 1% is me responding and 1% of a big number is a big number.” — @GuyKawasaki
Twitter Is Fun
“Twitter is fun because it lets me stay in touch with all my original readers who grew up with my books.” — @RL_Stine (I did!)
Twitter Is so Short..
“Twitter is so short … safe. I don’t want my bosses to be like, ‘Hey, your script is due & we saw you wrote four blog pages” — @mindykaling
I Refresh Twitter
“I refresh Twitter as thoughtlessly as some twirl their hair.” — @LenaDunham
Twitter Is Not a Technology
“Twitter is not a technology. It’s a conversation. And it’s happening with or without you.” — @charleneli
It’s Not Just About Consuming Content
“It’s not just about consuming content, but sharing it, passing it on, and adding to it.” — @ariannahuff
I’m Important Enough for You to Care What I Think
“If you’re on Twitter, what you’re saying is, ‘I’m important enough for you to care what I think’.” — @Donald Glover
Creativity Is a Renewable Resource
“Given a limit of 140 characters, people consistently reaffirm that creativity is a renewable resource.” — @biz
When You’ve Got 5 Minutes to Fill
“When you’ve got 5 minutes to fill, Twitter is a great way to fill 35 minutes.” — @mattcutts
On Twitter We Get Excited If Someone Follows Us
“On Twitter, we get excited if someone follows us. In real life, we get really scared and run away.” — Unknown
(Twitter) Closes the Six Degrees of Separation
“It (Twitter) closes the six degrees of separation to one degree of separation.” — @garyvee
Never Use the Words
“The best way to engage honestly with the marketplace via Twitter is to never use the words “engage,” “honestly,” or “marketplace.” — @zeldman
Twitter Is the Perpetual Cocktail Party
“Twitter is the perpetual cocktail party where everyone is talking at once but nobody is saying anything.” — @TeresaMedeiros
We Trend Justin Bieber Instead
“#Twitter provides us with a wonderful platform to discuss/confront societal problems. We trend Justin Bieber instead.” — @laurenleto
Where One Person Can Help Another Person
“#Twitter is a place where one person can help another person anywhere in the world.” — @TweetSmarter
Twitter Makes Me Like People I Don’t Even Know
“Twitter makes me like people I don’t even know, and Facebook makes me hate people I know in real life.” — @betchaboy
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